Tulsi Gab-Hard sent to Oklahoma to be the fixer for Ryan Walters, superintendent of public education, and porn fan, big time porn fan.
Walters dedicates everything he does personally and professionally to Jesus.
Gab-Hard:
Members of the Board of Education, esteemed ladies and gentlemen of the press, and clueless MAGAts:
On behalf of First FelonTrump, who more than any other president in the history of the United States, is vitally interested in public education; and Suckretary of Education McMahon, who could not be here today because she is the guest speaker at a faculty development retreat for Harvard University, I am here to lie, TIE up loose ends.
Superintendent Walters was not watching porn on his office computer, which was accidentally left turned on when he went to address you Members of the Board of Education. Of course, this fine Christian gentleman was not watching pornography in his office. He was reviewing potential curricular materials for a proposed art history course. And, as everyone knows, some of the key figures in the history of art have been painted and sculpted in the nude. Even King David was sculpted in the nude revealing his small penis.
The fact that a nude picture of First Lady Melania Trump ended up in the mix was intended as a practical joke played by a member of Mr. Walters’s staff. That person has now been taken into custody by ICE agents and will not be returning to this job or anywhere else that we know of. That is all..