The Whore of Babble-yawn

If I interpreted the book of Revelation, literally, I would be wondering about the identity of the whore of Babylon.

Trying to interpret the book of Revelation literally is pointless. It is ignorant actually, but since so many people want to try to do that, particularly MAGAts, I thought I would participate in a spirit of Easter.

Image: “The Whore of Babylon, from the Apocalypse.” Albrecht Dürer, German, 1471–1528. Used with the gracious permission of the Smithsonian, online free access.

So who is she? Here are the probable candidates in no particular order (hint—HINT. They can be identified by the mark of the beast—the desecrated cross they wear near their foreheads):

• Pam Bondi

• Karoline Leavitt

• Kristi Noam

• Paula White

• J. D. Vance Prance Vance (Click to view China’s tribute to Vance.)

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