The only places in the US that will hire to-be-ousted Trumpite politicians and appointees are MAGAt churches.

Dateline: Stunning number of Trump cabinet members and other pro-pedo payees suddenly claim to be called of God to preach the prosperity gospel in filthy rich MAGAt megachurches.

Will Joel Boasteen really hire disgraced Trumpites to join him in his long-standing mission to turn Jesus into a capitalist?

Hegseth already sees himself as part-preacher.

Can you picture Kash promising dumb and trusting congregations this-worldly wealth in exchange for cash?

Bondi will specialize in preaching the overturning of the ten commandments instead of becoming Dean of Stetson Law School.

Noem's virgin voyage in the pulpit will prove that Jesus secretly advocated violence and stabbed stubborn donkeys to death with a carpenter's chisel.

Halleruleya!