“Taco-, Taco-Man”

A Song Trump Could Sing, with Apologies to the Village People

Taco-, Taco-Man

A Song for Trump

Words by Dr Davy Crock-It (alter ego of David Albert Farmer) ©2025 by David Albert Farmer

Tune: The Village People, 1978, “Macho Man”

Taco, Taco Man

I will not be your Taco Man

Here’s your taco ban

And your free ride in ICE’s van

I am not a fan

I only eat American

Not Canadian.

Or I will need a gold bedpan.

Tariffs, yes I can.

Our borders cross, the goods we’ll scan.

All within my span.

I only rule by God’s own plan.