Mr and Mrs Bezos

Two peas in a pod.

I’m sick of hearing about Mr annd Mrs Bezos and looking at pix of them, especially of her (though he’s no Blair Underwood) after the plastic surgery botch.

I’m sure she’s devastated, but seems to be coping by throwing herself into her new role as Kristi Noem’s costume consultant.

With all their money I don’t know why they hired an Amazon influencer to perform the surgery. In the surgeon’s defense he has in writing her directions to give her the duck-billed platypus package.