KKKaroline’s son born out of wedlock?

Do the math.

So in a print interview talking about how her Roman Catholic upbringing set her well with God and life principles, KKKaroline discloses that she and her grandfather fill-in/husband announced their engagement at Christmas time 2023 and got married in January 2025. Their son was born in July 2024.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I could not care less, but I’m absolutely intrigued with what the MAGAt ministers have done with this fascinating bit of information.

This means Nicholas was developing something besides real estate before marriage. GASP.

Pope Leo, you keep doing please what you’re doing to promote peace and compassion throughout this troubled world. But could you spare a less busy priest, say one from New Hampshire, to give us a rundown regarding what the Catholic Church teaches about premarital sex. I thought I knew; evidently I did not.

If a couple has sex out of wedlock, that is their business, not mine. and the only reason I would make it my business is if some holier than thou Pharisee-type person condemned the sexual attitudes and activities of other people because they differed from her pretend values, let us say.

I hate hate hate to bring up the H word again in conjunction with the Trump administration and the larger Republican Party. But it’s impossible to talk about them without the word “hypocrisy” necessarily popping out of your mouth every other sentence or so.

It’s probably important to say that her loose sexual morals put her in very good company with the likes of Trump himself, Trump‘s children, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem. I wanna be sure not to confuse the Cory that KKK was dating before Granddaddy Warbucks showed up with Noem’s Corey side piece.

Surely some inventive MAGAt is writing a book on personal ethics for their kind to use as a companion volume to the Bible they’ve (re)written.