God making a cell phone call to Pope Leo
Of course God has a sense of humor.
Many people suspected, long before they got to heaven, that God is a Black woman. Hosts of the heavenly inhabitants dearly love her and think she’s just divine.
Listen in to this clip of God chatting with the earthly Pope— important distinction since God knows gobs of heavenly Popes.
“Bob, honey! Oops. Leo. You’ll always be Bob to me, darlin’. I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but it still cracks me up every time some of the racists get up here—talk about a miracle!—and see who I am and absolutely can’t stand it. When I welcome them, they run out of here so fast they nearly knock down the pearly gates, trying to get to hell!”
“Oh, God!”