Dear Pope Leo…
I want to be part of all the good you promote. Wow!
I’m wondering if you’d like for me to become a Catholic priest after 40 years as a Protestant pastor.
I wouldn’t take vows of celibacy again; did that while I was married to my now ex wife. I’ve got to make up for lost time.
I wouldn’t take vows of poverty although RF(rea)K is trying to steal my Social Security income. I could end up impoverished without a vow.
Love all the Marys in Jesus’ life, but I’m very happy praying directly to God.
Other than that, your Holiness, some might consider me a real find.
In any case, you’re amazing, and I’m on your team too!
