Crassy Numb (aka Kristi Noem) has written two autobiographies. Hahaha. It’s true. Hahahaha. Too perfect.

Both are about her. Hahahaha

The (drama) queen of duplicity, Crassy Numb, is as two-faced as they come. So, she needs two autobiographies—one for each of her two faces, also one for each of her two husbands.

She lied in the second one. Nooooooo! Gasp!!!