A new song dedicated to Ryan Walters in honor of showing the Oklahoma Board of Education pornography, while condemning it.
“Oklahoma, Where Hypocrisy’s as Right as Rain”
Oklahoma morality is just amazing isn’t it?
This fake Christian, Superintendent of Public Instruction, condemning pornography as he watches it, caught by the Board of Education, and at about the same time a sinator from Oklahoma on the Senate floor saying shamelessly that the Republicans there need to offer Trump cover meaning cover from facing the consequences of his actions with Epstein’s girls. They all agreed.
The following lyrics are to be sung to the song, “Oklahoma,” from the musical of the same name. (Richard Rogers wrote the music to this song, which premiered on Broadway in 1943.)
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Oooooookkk-la-ho-ma where hy-po-cri-sy’s as right as rain
Where the po-li-tics intend to fix
Non-sense spewed by Sin-a-tor Mark-wayne
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Ryyyyyyyy-an Wal-ters, e-du-ca-tion’s ho-ly rol-ler flame
Brings his smut to work so he can twerk
While con-demn-ing porn in Je-sus’ name.
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Why show lewd pic-tures to your board?
Claim-ing vir-tue, li-ving for your Lord?
And when we sayyyyyy-AY, bro-ther you’re a fake
We’re sure fire say-ing, Teach stu-dents well, and be ho-nest
E-du-ca-tion’s at stake!
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(C) 2025 David Albert Farmer